I sure can't wait for the “Afterbirth” colour!!

Future convos with my bffs, OMG. Hey guys, do you see this? This nail polish is called Jizz, like, you know, JIZZ-in-my-pants-and-on-my-tits-and-in-my-mouth-and-I'll-swallow and stuff. OMMFG I can wear polish that looks like pearly white-out and automatically be edgy cuz it's called Jizz! omfg SCREW ME DADDY!

you want it, don't you? yeah, take it all, all over your fingernails.

I think I bought that shade once. It was called Pearl though.

LOVE IT! (God, I think I'm turning into the Buzzfeed perv)