As a subscriber to Esquire magazine it seems I did not have an automatic in to the future considering I was given a 75th anniversary edition with a different cover. It has the very papery type of cover design a la a paper cover. Oh, Esquire your devotion to the classics comes through yet again even in my analog issue. Although a little more meh than the e-edition.

Check out that third link: this issue had to travel seven thousand miles— and then some?! I’m not sure I want to know how many tons of carbon were added to the atmosphere just so Esquire could look more like a first-generation Game Boy.