The Telegraph charts Brown’s biggest crimes against the language — and should be lauded for restricting itself to just 20 lines.
Wondrous: “Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes.”
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/dan-browns-20-wor...The Telegraph charts Brown's biggest crimes against the language -- and should be lauded for ...