“Simpsons did it!”

Lisa: Hey, I *am* above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me? There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announcer: And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America. Will you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa singing their number two hit, “Born to Runner-up”. [Audience boos] Lisa: Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? 

I think Art should lead a book club segment each week. He has done a lot of reading in his 40 years.

This show is WAY better than the Hannity, Simon, and Hall Show.