I am thirteen years old. I find apostrophes easy and have never had any trouble using them in the correct places. You are clearly wrong, as everyone who has replied to this post is adamant that apostrophes are essential. ‘We’ll’ becomes ‘well’, ‘he’ll’ becomes ‘hell’ and ‘I went to Chris’ house’ becomes ‘I went to Chris house’.
This is stupid. I don’t know why I’m even wasting my time replying to it; apostrophes are obviously needed and anyone who thinks otherwise is incompetant.
Thank you.. :) :$

William Faulkner liked to drop apostrophes from words like “cant” and “dont”.

lets ban you instead.

What’s so hard about them? This sounds like someone who misspells a word complaining about how the word is spelled, and not their inability to spell it.

apostrophes have tons of uses and we DO need them, and it is not the punctuation mark’s (see!) fault that people are too dumb to use ‘em correctly!!

You dno’t eevn hvae to wtrie the lteetrs of wodrs in the rihgt oredr as lnog as the fisrt and the lsat lteetr is at the rgiht plcae.

Or would it be “I went to Chris’s house” becomes “I went to Chriss house”? This is one area where my apostrophe knowledge fails.

Have you any friends named Chris? Good luck writing about anything of theirs… “I went to Chris’ house” becomes “I went to Chris house.” And please please don’t say that this will just be an exception. English already has too many of those.

Close, Jack! I think one rule is that the example sentence cant be a fragment in one or more of its forms. I like Veronica’s example though. Maybe just get rid of apostrophes for possessives? That seems totally reasonable.

How sad. Your call to dimasntle apostrophes has brought out the hard right. Personally, I probably don’t use them correctly, but then, I don’t always drive the speed limit either…and (gasp!) I even mispell sometimes. (S-O-M-E-T-I-M-E-S)….
No…I mean I ‘mispell’, sometimes.
Oh well….it ain’t the worse thing about me.
OBAMA/POWELL 2012

I’ve read enough text messages to know that what you propose is a horrible idea, Scott.

Buzzfeed should have a “stupid” tag…

Here is one example I can think of. Try and do that another way that is valid in JavaScript and produces “Dave’s Code”. document.write(‘What if I need to quote something like “Dave's Code” and need more than 1 escape sequence?’);

letsbaneverythingbutathroughzbecauseyoudontneedanythingbutlettersyouunderstandthisright I like the apostrophe. Its improper use lets me instantly dismiss a writer as a moron.

It’s helpful when writing “we’ll” so you don’t get “well”

“That’s my girlfriends’ (girlfriend’s) box of tampons.” The apostrophe lets you know if there’s one girlfriend or more than one.  Why do young people have so much trouble with apostrophes? They’re not that hard. A little flick of the right pinky and you boost your perceived IQ by 20 points. This post makes you sound like the people of the future in Idiocracy.

idk wat da big deel iz. evry1 knowz wats up. i thought i voted changezzzz.
lolz.

Formal movement or not, it’ll probably happen sooner or later. And I’ll have no part of it.