1. Learned: Foie gras is made from torturing geese 2. Seen: Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert, the movie… in 3d 3. Tasted: Scorpion 4. Learned: How much money my former boss makes 5. Smelled: Tupperware containing a defrosting, decomposing fox 6. Heard: This American Life's episode on the prevalence of bedbugs in urban neighborhoods 7. Seen: The octo-mom's impregnated stomach. 8. Heard: My German neighbor's phone sex marathons.

What was wrong with Pacino's acting in The Devil's Advocate? I thought he was hysterical.

what the heck is Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport doing on this list? Someone please elucidate.

1. Seen: “Go,” the 1999 Katie Holmes rave movie 2. Tasted: Pickles. 3. Seen: the blistering, soul-sucking mask from “Batman Begins”. 4. Learned: the sexual habits of Amanda Knox, with whom I share two names and with whom I am confused by thrice-removed relatives on a regular basis. 5. Read: the final twist in “Atonement”. 6. Heard: the soundtrack to “High School Musical.” Because I liked it. 7. Seen: a drain-clogging knot of my own hair 8. Learned: how closely the Coney Island Cyclone mirrors death

1. Any part of the process that gets a fuzzy animal from being cute to being delicious

2. That Novocain and other numbing agents do not work on ANY part of my face

3. I wish I could unsee some chinese guy skinning a dog alive

4. What it's like to puke milk

5. That people aren't inherently good: for example Kenny Glenn

6. What midget porn looks and sounds like

7. All the skin diseases you can get but can't see. This cut my massage therapy classes short.

8. The Preggo Shuffle

1. I wish I didn't know that the highest selling book of poetry ever written is Jewel's A Night Without Armor. 2. I wish I didn't know about “crush fetishes.” You also wish this. Trust me. 3. I wish I didn't know that the part that does the seeing is in the back of your brain. It makes my head hurt to think about it. 4. I wish I didn't know that Dick Cheney used to be a handsome man. 5. For the longest time, I thought that the phrase “A stitch in time saves 9” meant that a stitch in the fabric of time could save the lives of 9 people. I wish I still thought that. 6. For reasons of conserving brain space as well as personal pride, I wish I didn't know pretty much everything about every sub-par mid '90s/early '00s alterna-rock band, from Alien Ant Farm to Zwan. 7. I wish I didn't know that the subjunctive is dying. 8. I wish I could unsee Jumper. Also any other movie I've watched that features Hayden Christensen.

1. That jet airplanes cannot “glide to the ground” if their engines fail. 2. That one form of mad cow disease can be latent for decades. 3. Tripe soup, popular in Turkey. 4. Boiling human urine. Don't try to distill it yourself; its not worth it. 5. Cats with worms. Sometimes they squiggle out of their butts. Its gross. 6. That scene in Sideways where Paul Giamatti drinks out of the spittoon. 7. Any insect that lays eggs in live flesh. There is more than one, and it is terrifying. 8. That the blood in Night of the Living Dead is chocolate sauce. I would rather they eat human flesh than turkey legs covered in Bosco.