• Camel

    toe. (via)

  • Knuckle

    sandwich. (via)

  • Friend

    ship. (via)

  • Unintentional? Dead

    arm. (via)

  • Heart

    on his sleeve. (via)

  • I Love

    cock. (via)

  • Muff

    diver. (via)

  • Eyes

    in the back of the head, a/k/a you’ll never sleep again. (via)

  • Wrist

    watch. (via)

  • Funny

    bone. (via)