2. If you’ve gotta wear your house on your back - might as well bedazzle the bejeezus out of it. YOU GO, TURTLE.
4. Your love is forbidden, but so real. Shout it from the mountaintops!
5. They’ve been working hard for those beach bodies, and clearly, it’s paid off.
6. SHE WHIPS HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH
SHE WHIPS HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH
7. After a long day of barking at cars and eating grass, this fella DESERVES a relaxing bath.
8. You think these puppy boots look silly? Well guess what. THEY’RE FABULOUS.
10. “Take me to the Google! I wish to tell internet how fantastic I am!”
11. “Oh, is this annoying? Is it annoying you? I care not what you think.”
Practice makes perfect! Get out there and get good at something.
12. If ever in doubt, always remember: jazz hands make everything better.
14. Lost your cheese? Don’t worry! There’s another piece of cheese right here! How convenient.
15. Fear not what others think. Do what makes you happy.
And if it’s riding a turtle? So be it.
16. Could not care less what others are saying about him. Constantly oozing excellence.
17. You’re purrrrrfect.
Continue along on your path - the path of awesome.
18. Ralph has a passion for hip hop, and he’s not afraid to show it.
20. Be like this koala. Next time you see someone’s bare leg - grab onto it and yell, “YOU’RE MY VEHICLE NOW!”
Say it with confidence, and it’ll work every time.