Stuff parents say - “Hold still baby, this will only hurt for a minute. Now you can't tell anyone about this, it's a special secret between you and daddy…”

terrible.

I'm white and my parents acted more like the black parents. I didn't get any time outs, I got my butt whipped! Then again, I am from the south.

“who is dubstep” was kinda funny im getting tired of these though now.

Awful.

Stooooooop. Stop.

not funny

My parents seriously have never said or done any of things, aside from being confused by modern music.

Can whiteface be offensive?

It's missing the big thing, the nuclear weapon in every parents' arsenal: “I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.”

MM! The Temp-TATIONS!!

stuff shitty parents say. guess lots of you had shitty parents. heehee

hopefully we are getting to the end of these parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies.

Ahh “It hurts you more than it hurts me.” If I had a dollar for every time that was told to me.