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15 Signs That You’re A Complete Sports Fanatic

You've accepted it as your life's obsession. And if you want to drive something that packs as much of a punch as your team, there's the New 2014 Scion tC.

1. Instead of watching cartoons, you were raised watching the game:

2. Your dedication is extremely permanent. Literally inked onto your skin forever.

3. TVs will always have a magnetic effect on you:

4. You go to sports bars to watch the game, but you wear headphones and listen to the radio broadcast so you can hear (and no one will disturb you):

5. When you can't be near a TV, you constantly check your phone:

6. You proudly own a piece of a stadium:

7. There's also a glorious man cave that you really enjoy retreating to whenever possible:

8. When your team loses, depression strikes:

9. You're never in short supply of face paint:

10. You may have hated math in high school, but now you can't get enough statistics:

11. You own more jerseys than anything else:

12. ...and at least one pair of lucky socks:

13. Your dream wedding looks something like this:

14. Your firstborn is (or will be) named after an athlete:

15. And if you go too long without taking in this view, you start to feel REALLLLY homesick:

Inspired by the New 2014 Scion tC:

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