1.
Instead of watching cartoons, you were raised watching the game:
2.
Your dedication is extremely permanent. Literally inked onto your skin forever.
3.
TVs will always have a magnetic effect on you:
4.
You go to sports bars to watch the game, but you wear headphones and listen to the radio broadcast so you can hear (and no one will disturb you):
5.
When you can't be near a TV, you constantly check your phone:
6.
You proudly own a piece of a stadium:
7.
There's also a glorious man cave that you really enjoy retreating to whenever possible:
8.
When your team loses, depression strikes:
9.
You're never in short supply of face paint:
10.
You may have hated math in high school, but now you can't get enough statistics:
11.
You own more jerseys than anything else:
12.
...and at least one pair of lucky socks:
13.
Your dream wedding looks something like this:
14.
Your firstborn is (or will be) named after an athlete:
15.
And if you go too long without taking in this view, you start to feel REALLLLY homesick:
Inspired by the New 2014 Scion tC: