This Divorcée Married Herself

My theory is thinly veiled schizophrenia.

2. She let the camera crews come with her (them?) on a date

Questions to ask someone who marries themselves:
1. Who pays when you two go out?
2. Does this mean you wear two rings?
3. What side of the aisle did your family sit on at the wedding?
4. Why are you doing this to my brain?

Not a joke: Right here she’s saying “My wife is telling me to get bacon.”