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      “We are looking for someone who is so passionate about our products, engages and suggests all our stuff at all times no matter the circumstances and/or relevance, and is truly concerned with resolving a customer’s concerns no matter what, such as it being too hot or too cold in here or there are insects flying around outside, even if it takes time away from other customers.” “Do you like it when an employee does the exact same thing to you when you are a customer?” “Well no, but what does that have to do with anything?”

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      Wouldn’t it just be so much easier to allow same-sex marriage so you would know exactly who to tell your kids to stay away from? “Watch out for Adam and Steve across the street Jackson Jr., they are ruining everything we have ever done as a race. We brought the property values down when we moved into this neighborhood gosh darn it, and then they just go ahead and bring them right back up again.” Yes, I am going to hell… Next time you hear anyone saying gay rights aren’t the same as civil rights, kindly tell them to look up Bayard Rustin and STFU.

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      Oh yes let’s talk about facts…. The right to bear arms is the only constitutional amendment where an actual object with the ability to technologically evolve is referred to. So if the 2nd amendment is to be interpreted exactly as it is written, the weapons available then should be the only weapons available for ownership today. Last time I checked, the weapons of today are slightly more advanced than those used by militias in the revolutionary war. Translation, your argument actually supports far greater restrictions on gun ownership than any of those being discussed today.  Please overly enthusiastic gun people, stop believing the ownership of all guns protects your personal freedom, you are really limiting your options to attempt to find a better solution or maybe some sort of….what’s that word? Oh yeah, compromise….strange, I think I remember learning something about compromise being somewhat important in our system government..anyways… This approach to freedom seems like the furthest thing from freedom. Not doing anything sends a message to children their lives are worth far less than a material possession; unfortunately, the loudest group of people are the same people who think a gun makes you an important person and not the person who owns a gun. Yes, people do kill people, guns don’t kill people; however, people who kill people can do it far more efficiently than ever before. I clearly recognize most guns are used in the hands of responsible owners, but why do so many responsible gun owners do so little to ensure guns remain in responsible hands?

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      The aftermath of disgusting person not washing hands… The “people” who thought placing hands-free flushing toilets, hands-free soap dispensers, hands-free dryers—-all with signs congratulating themselves on how hygienic their hands-free restroom is for your protection—-and then still have an exit door with no hands-free options to leave is still hygienic.

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      Don’t like math?  Avoid teachers who allow you to use notes and/or take home tests like the plague.  Trust me on this one folks, I’ve taken so many math courses in order to be a teacher. Math teachers who do this believe its free reign to make their tests EXTREMELY difficult, and takes up so much time you rarely finish. Math teachers who don’t allow them focus on concepts and not solving problems, which is what math is about.

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      Would I like to try them? Sure, why not? Am I going to…oh hell no. Buying food off Etsy is kind of like a pot-luck at work. Pot-luck’s real meaning is: Consider it lucky if you don’t end up on the pot.  You know certain coworkers have questionable hygiene habits at work, what do you think their kitchen looks like?  Think the TV show Hoarders…so you buy and eat something a total stranger made…not gonna do it…

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      “Mostly Words Not to Choose When Spell-check Underlines Them But At Least You Tried, Homonyms, and a Bit of Being a Grammar Nazi When Written and/or a Pet Peeve When Spoken,” Presented By Bunnies would have been more of an appropriate title; however, those who truly needed to read this only wanted to see the bunnies, and those who don’t get to still see bunnies and bitch about the title…so…. PS
      Which is correct “a” individual or “an” individual? Discuss…

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      The voice of Elmo prior to knowing it’s actually a guy who has already admitted to being somewhat of a borderline pedophile…oh wait…that would just be me wanting to be in a state of permanent nostalgic-based denial throughout my adult life. Anyways… It’s just I can’t stop thinking about where the dude’s hand actually was in poor little Elmo’s body. Why couldn’t you have just used your words Elmo? Why?  Why couldn’t you have just reached out to one of your community’s officially trained puppet peers who brings voices to the voiceless? Most of all, why didn’t you remember no matter how adorable and cute you are when being tickled, no still means no, and nobody should ever have to treat you as merely a puppet who brings pleasure when used by others. I’ve got a million of these…and yes I am going to hell.

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      Please don’t be gay, please don’t be gay, please don’t be….damn you TLC!  First the dude having sex with his car, his MALE car, and now this….smh… Dear heterosexuals:

      As a member of the gay community, and through the use of our official 1 to 10 “Scale of Gayness,” the said activity scored a “fabulousness extravaganza with glitter AND rainbow sprinkles gayness.” Please take caution while viewing, it may result in calling your male friends “Girl” and a desire to start watching “Project Runway.” I would like to apologize in advance for any questioning and/or concerns your friends and family members may begin to have about your sexuality. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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      Dear guy with the “Same sex marriage is unscientific” sign: Please let me help you out with your sign… Believing how animals behave applies to how humans should behave kind of means all animal behaviors would be natural inahuman society.  Science has taught us male chimpanzees will kill baby chimps when their paternity comes into question…oh yeah…and then they will eat them. I’m not 100%, butIam thinking society frowns upon such things, even more if, or when, chimps decide to come out of the closet.  Wouldn’t gay chimps be freaking awesome at parties? Anyways… Pretty much every scientist believes what sets us apart from animals would be how logic and reason won over throwing Baby BBQs on Labor Day Weekend.  So technically same sex marriage would be scientific, because humanity has the ability to better itself for all of humanity.  Now believing marriage isn’t marriage because gay sex doesn’t produce offspring…now that’s unscientific. No worries…just change it to:

      “Same sex marriage is unscientific…just like Scientology is real science.”