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13 Terrible Emails My Father Sent To Me In 2015

I don't remember giving you my email address, Father.

1. A totally normal response to your youngest child asking you for a minor favour.

2. In reference to my mother who, to be clear, is still his wife, somehow.

3. This is his explanation for telling me to pack a towel for our trip to India.

4. Literally a nightmare I keep having.

5. All I did was get a new job.

6. Is this a threat?

7. This is absolutely a threat.

8. Here he is explaining why he likes it when people buy me lunch.

9. Here is his reply to me saying I got a salad for lunch.

10. Nice of you to check in.

11. You lunatic.

12. Is this your idea of a compliment?

13. Call your dad.