1.
A totally normal response to your youngest child asking you for a minor favour.
2.
In reference to my mother who, to be clear, is still his wife, somehow.
3.
This is his explanation for telling me to pack a towel for our trip to India.
4.
Literally a nightmare I keep having.
5.
All I did was get a new job.
7.
This is absolutely a threat.
8.
Here he is explaining why he likes it when people buy me lunch.
9.
Here is his reply to me saying I got a salad for lunch.
10.
Nice of you to check in.
12.
Is this your idea of a compliment?