1. This is what trolling yourself looks like.
2. Two of the cardinal sins of tattooing meet at last.
6. If you ignore Conan on the right, to the left you’ll see Poe’s “Dream Within a Dream” poem.
7. From Oscar Wilde’s The Soul of a Man Under Socialism, in a suspiciously comic sans-y font.
9. And from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
10. This one’s temporary, but still excellent in a terrible way.
11. Also apparently they make temporary tattoos so people can hate your lost child’s taste in fonts.
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