Promoted

Hilarious Airport Announcements

“I hate this fucking job, and i will be fired,” and other profoundly juvenile but nonetheless sublime announcements by unwitting airline employees.

This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

 
 
    Here Are The Top Stories
    • Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
    • The U.S. will face Japan in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
    • Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.
    Get The News App

    Hot Buzz

    What’s The One Record Store Every Music Lover Needs To Visit?

    collection

    Tell Us Your Spooky Pet Stories

    collection

    Now Buzzing