1. The Grumpy Gus
If you’re stuck buying a gift for someone with a surly attitude, loosen them up with a hilarious Big Mouth Billy Bass. They’ll definitely have a better attitude once they hear Billy sing “Rollin’ on the River” a few hundred times.
2. The Nature Lover
If your friend loves nature, a Christmas tree won’t be enough greenery. Find an original Chia Pet and help them bring more of the forest indoors.
3. The Gamer
Help a video game fan live out their virtual fantasies with an authentic late-’90s Power Glove. They’ll dominate at Duck Hunt.
4. The Fitness Freak
Help your health-conscious friend tone their abs and glutes with a sweet ’80s workout video.
5. Mr. Holiday
We’ve all got friends who get a little too into the holidays. Help them add to their closetful of holiday sweaters.
6. The Fashionista
Or, take a different approach to the holiday sweater theme and get your stylish friends the most unique sweater you can find.
7. The Artist
I mean, come on? Who doesn’t love velvet paintings? Your artistically inclined friends are sure to love this more than most people, yeah?
8. The Geek
Find the perfect alien/astronaut/wizard/elf/wrestler/knight figurine, or pull together an entire army/clan/family/kingdom/colony!
9. Your Mom
The jeans your mom wore in the mid-’90s are cool again. Find your mom a pair of vintage mom jeans and hit the town.
10. Unlucky Larry
If you have a friend who is dealing with a string of bad luck, turn their fortunes around with a magical — and very lucky — treasure troll.
11. The Caffeine Junky
If you’ve got a friend who always has a coffee in hand, help them multitask with a mug with a secret cookie compartment.
12. The Partier
If someone in your office still talks non-stop about their hard-partying college glory days, nothing will make them happier than a gift that lets them relive the memories all day long. They’ll love drinking their coffee (or something harder) out of a porcelain mug.
13. The Chatty Kathy
Who talks on the phone anymore? If you have a friend who prefers to call than text, give them a vintage “landline.”
14. The Johnny-Come-Lately
Help someone who is chronically late with a vintage alarm clock. Maybe it will change their life?
15. The Proud Underachiever
Not everyone is born a genius and some people embrace their averageness. Give your non-snooty pal this sweater that is sure to get a laugh.
16. The Homebody
Take a gentle jab at your friends who are always staying in on Friday and Saturday nights with these fashionable “Freudian Slippers.”