I Forgot I'm On Facebook
My niece forgot that she was talking to a friend on the “social networking” website Facebook and now I know all about how she split her vagina open.
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- Krista G. thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew, Trashy & LOL
- blackoutzero thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL
- Deb thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew
- Bobby Fett I Forgot I'm On Facebook
- Giovanna S. thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy
- robin thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew & LOL
- Mandy Wills thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL & Ew
- Kathleen S. thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy, WTF & LOL
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- Dave Dave I Forgot I'm On Facebook and thinks it’s WTF
- Christina V. I Forgot I'm On Facebook and thinks it’s Ew, WTF & LOL
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Just completely not buying this one. Unless “Jason” is a bowling pin, I'm just not seeing an episiotomy's worth of damage being caused from slipping off of him.
- Harmela Seifu thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew
- keek marie thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL
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This is a fake…
- Meredith Edwards-Cornwall thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew
- Jess thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL & Ew
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- Isaac Kaufmann I Forgot I'm On Facebook and thinks it’s LOL
- Colette L. I Forgot I'm On Facebook and thinks it’s Trashy
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- CBGB thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy
- Sami M thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew, WTF & OMG
- Ladybug thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew
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The A-hole with the dying kid health bar.
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- tonton thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy
- Monica Martin thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL
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- Drake thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL
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Okay, I think I need some alone time after that.
- Scott Pierce thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL
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“i slipped off jason” - definitely going to randomly throw that sentence into my next conversation.
- Bree thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy
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I find the Damian Savage persona's forced edgy provocativeness to be tiresome and cheap. I easily ignore his individual contributions, but their presence makes the website feel trashy, desperate, unappealing and banal.
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Cringe
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Ok, I could buy the forgetting you are on FB - you can text back and forth with it on SMS. But how does falling off someone split your vag?
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How on earth do you “forget” that you're on Facebook?
