OMG, my dad would do/say something like this. He can be so embarrassing oblivious sometimes. True “my crazy dad” story- Last week, no word of a lie, my dad and my single-mom-of-2-kids sister were shopping and dad got into a conversation with some random dude and ended giving him my sister's phone number with a warning that “she's cute but she has a lot of baggage”. My sister was mortified…especially when the guy said “don't be offended if I don't call.”
