Damian Savage
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Steve Jobs, RIP
I made this tribute with one of my favorite Steve Jobs quotes on it, I hope it means as much to you as it does to me.
Authentic Hermione Penis Size Test
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Back to School Special
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a big supporter of two things: scholastics and proper skin care. One thing you might not know is that I've recently acquired a controlling interest in a spa.
16-Year-Olds Are Great at Tests
Beautiful young women in the primes of their lives are getting test scores all over England today, and I am just so happy to be able to share these moments with them.
Mad Men's Sally Draper In High Fashion
Mad Men's Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper) is part of a new high-fashion photo spread in Interview Magazine. (Ed. Note: She's 10. Don't even think about it.)
An Uplifting Tale of Down's Syndrome
I'd like to take this opportunity to share a thrilling video with you.
Top 5 Rape Shirts (SFW)
Recently, while purusing one of my favorite womens' rights websites, I was alerted to a hot new clothing trend: rape shirts. Here are some of the finest examples.
Strange Beer
It's been getting pretty lonely recently at the Savage residence, so I've taken to dressing up my only remaining friends and doing little re-enactments.
Gingerbread Circle
Sorry I'm a little bit late getting this uploaded, but it took me a while to figure our how my new "digital" camera worked. My grandkids were in town this christmas and we had a great day making gingerbread cookies, here's a n "ePic".
Kabbalah Vodka
The hot new Vodka in Russia this season is Kabbalah - With Christian infants. You can taste their screams!
Cannibal Polar Bear
Aw, this gal got hungry, and ate her own cub as a snack. It's sad to see polar bears get hungry.
Edward Likes Pegging
The kids these days always seems to be talking about this Edward character, who enjoy the popular sex act pegging. Kids!
Gay Animal Jokes
What is the right thing to feed various gay animals?
Helping Kids
One saturday a month I go to the Sad Kids Home (great organization) and try to put a little cheer into their lives.
My Favorite Hot Dogs
The best thing about these hot dogs is there's no casing coming between your mouth and the meat. It's all natural.
'Mad Men' GIF For The Ages
Warning: minor Mad Men spoilers (though not really, when out of context).
The Cutest Tennis Match Ever
Melanie Oudin (the 17-year-old American tennis darling) played Caroline Wozniacki (the 19-year-old Danish tennis darling) tonight at the US Open. It was the cutest tennis match in the history--even though Melanie lost. We will miss you and your pink shoes, friend.
Train-Upskirt Girl Grows Up
It seems like just a few months ago she was an innocent school girl.
I Forgot I'm On Facebook
My niece forgot that she was talking to a friend on the "social networking" website Facebook and now I know all about how she split her vagina open.