1. No-Chip Nail Polish
I’ll believe it when I can do the dishes without losing half my manicure.
2. Home Tanning Products
How would you like to look: Carrot, blotchy, or grimy coffee?
3. Waterproof Mascara and Eyeliner
I guess it’s only waterproof to a point, and then it’s all raccoon eyes.
4. Stick-On Nail Polish Strips
They never file off smoothly, they chip right away, and that’s when they decide to stick on at all.
Ugly zit? Huge bags? Unsightly scar? Still always visible underneath your concealer.
6. No Frizz or Smoothing Conditioners
The frizz is destined to remain untamable, it seems.
7. “Painless” Hair Removal
Quick tip: If you’re removing hair, it’s going to be painful. Plucking, waxing, shaving, lasers - all of them hurt.
8. Pore Strips
Sometimes you’re lucky, but they never get all the junk out. You can leave it on til it’s paper-mache but it still won’t be 100% effective.
9. Bag Removers
Nothing short of magic can make those bag disappear. Well, that or really good make-up skills.