1. Some may call you a pessimist, but you know you’re just in touch with reality.
3. …well, most of the time.
Girl can’t always remember her Princess Leia costume, you know?
4. You’re not the most flexible when it comes to attending parties.
5. Mainly because you only like quiet music and being in bed by 10 pm.
7. Whatever. Just as long as no one is serving oxygen, you’re happy.
14. Especially online. You LOVE calling people out online.
15. You’re not even opposed to calling out inanimate objects.
18. I mean, there are plenty of things you can do alone on a Friday night.
19. And maybe dating isn’t really your thing in the first place.
20. Whatever! There are a LOT of things to celebrate besides love!
22. Your best friend is a little critical of you.
Especially since badgers are so freaking cute.