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    Turtle Porn

    What is it about shoes that makes turtles so amorous?

    BABYDIABOLICAL
    by BABYDIABOLICAL

    Community Contributor

    It isn't just a turtle or two with a foot fetish, you can find lots of videos on YouTube depicting turtle/shoe love.

    View this video on YouTube

    Kobe - The Humping Turtle.

    View this video on YouTube

    Tortoise having sex with a shoe, squeaking.

    View this video on YouTube

    Turtle Sex With A Shoe.

    Is anyone else as turned on as I am right now?

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