Wait… you mean KFC is nasty?! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!

Some of these are clever, but I wouldn’t really call any of them “cute”. Especially not #5. That ain’t right.

This would be a lot more entertaining if he could sing.

Ryan Gosling is downright funny-looking. And not in a cute way.

Jesus, Rihanna. It’s not just that she’s naked, it’s that she’s naked and she looks like she just rolled out of bed. From the neck down, at least. From the neck up, well played.

Most of these are for people who either hate food with flavor, or hate food that doesn’t contain a million chemicals.

It doesn’t actually say in the Time article that kids should learn cursive. It just says that learning to write by hand rather than just typing on the computer is important. Which I can’t help but feel should be obvious.