News Reporter:”and now in a shocking turn of events a local farming couple were found dead this morning in their rural home, the victims of a savage animal attack that is believed to have been done by several large wild dogs. Making this tragedy even worse was the families pet dog Toby was found in the home so traumatized that he was found crying protecting a broken mounted animal until animal control officers calmed him down by taking him and the trophy to the local SPCA. The director of the shelter says it isn't unusual for such a young and traumatized family pet to reach out for a security blanket, much like a human child would. How the animals got into the family home and attacked them is still a mystery, and why they left the family pet alone no one can figure out, but foul play is not yet ruled out.”

“Aaahhh, that is the sweetest thing I've ever…. OH NO!!! I'm not going to sleep for a week! Who are these people??” Now I'm just a little bit sick. Thank you so much.