Was it Larry Craig and a bunch of “Family Values” republicans?

Finally my home city is know for something besides Notre Dame Football

Talk about getting two soft-shelled tacos!

but you do have a big beef if those are your kids……. without kids involved it's freakin hilarious……..

the size of the media market is inversely proportional to the number of odd angles, obscure jump cuts and bad puns during a local news piece.

All I wanted to do was eat some soft shell tacos!

I used to work in a coffee house. I remember on several occasions our bathrooms being used for sex by customers. The only thing worse than learning the bathroom was used for sex, was finding the remnants of a used condom on the floor. Yuck.

Where will all the Craigslist hookups say to meet, if not in the Taco Bell bathroom?

I can't heart this enough

Point in fact: I'm having sex right now while eating Taco Bell.

Thank god, they weren't gay because then it would have been the end of the world.

I work in a library and this happens all the time here.

What a bunch of hicks.

I guess you could say they were being serviced “south of the border” - hi-oh!