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Star Trek Cologne

It is my sad duty to inform you that Star Trek cologne is a thing that exists. In three irredeemably geeky scents: Tiberius, named after James T. Kirk (because he was so popular with the alien ladies!), Red Shirt, the scent for people who think they’re going to be killed before the first commercial, and - this is the worst? I think? - Pon Farr, named for a Vulcan mating ritual in the episode “Amok Time.” I want to make fun of this so bad, but unfortunately I have actually seen “Amok Time,” so instead I’m just going to go think about my life, and my priorities.

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