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Motorized Bar Stool DUI

Word to the wise: a motorized bar stool meets the legal definition of a vehicle. So Kile Wygle was just trying to drive home from the bar, on his motorized bar stool, like you do, but he unfortunately crashed right outside his house. He called 911 because his head hurt - and then the unsympathetic cop charged him not only with a DUI but with driving with a suspended license. A sad day for motorized bar stool enthusiasts everywhere.

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