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    Etiquette for the Recently Deflowered Girl

    Helpful advice for young ladies who have been recently deflowered, with illustrations by Edward Gorey.

    Sarah Morgan
    by Sarah Morgan

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    Etiquette for the Recently Deflowered Girl

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    If you or someone you know has been deflowered by a marimba player or elevator operator, this book will provide guidance on the proper thing to say.

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