Etiquette for the Recently Deflowered Girl

Helpful advice for young ladies who have been recently deflowered, with illustrations by Edward Gorey. If you or someone you know has been deflowered by a marimba player or elevator operator, this book will provide guidance on the proper thing to say.

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