Chimps Make Plans
And unfortunately their plan is to attack us. A new study of a chimp named Santino at the Furuvik Zoo in Sweden proves that the ape methodically planned ahead for his future need to throw rocks at the humans ogling him at the zoo. He would start building up various hidden stashes of rocks early in the morning so he would be ready to chuck them at people later. Moral: DO NOT KEEP CHIMPS AS PETS, as if that weren't obvious enough already.
