Are you guys missing the point that the cat could have been hurt? The situation, stripped of its absurdity, is about a woman who abused an animal. Do you people feel differently because she is one of your peers? I bet you wouldn't be laughing if she had hurled some minority baby at the guy.

If Kenley marries Zak Penley, would she change her name to Kenley Penley? Maybe their relationship should end based on that.

Guess who had brunch next to her in Williamsburg two weekends ago, and got to see THE TUGBOAT CAPTAIN in person? THIS GUY!

Let's try to predict the attention-seeking response from PETA. I'm thinking they'll dress up like cats and start handing out guns at fashion shows chanting “Kitties aren't weapons!”