The Most Presumptive Gifts

"Gee, thanks, you really shouldn't have."

Ever receive a gift from someone who made a pretty big decision for you?

A Cabela's opened in Short Pump, Virginia today and, for one lucky winner, the Nebraska-based outdoor outfitter did just that.

Check out the flyer for their grand opening.

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Read it again.

Yup, you got that right.

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A Chance to WIN A FIREARM.

I'm sorry, when did firearms become prizes? No matter your stance on guns, I think most reasonable people can agree that owning a firearm is a personal decision that should be made with great care after weighing one's lifestyle, values and potentials risks to oneself and loved ones. Like, Hey, I'm not sure if you've considered the pros and cons of this dangerous weapon, but it's a prize and you're taking it!

In honor of this bizarre and unwanted prize, here are seven gifts that, er, "jump the gun" and make some pretty big impose some pretty big presumptions on their recipients.

1. A puppy

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"OMG soooo cute ............ Oh wait, I'm responsible for this life form?"

2. Botox

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"What's wrong with my face?"

3. A Skydiving Trip

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"You mean, like, from a plane?"

4. Recreational Substances

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"Do I look like a meth head to you?"

5. A vestectomy

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A not-so-reversible surgery.

6. A tattoo

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"Oh, like temporarily, right? ...... right?"

7. A dangerous weapon

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Oh wait.