The 7 Most Annoying Questions EVER

Seriously, stop asking these questions and USE YOUR BRAIN.

1. When you're standing in a line, and someone asks, "Are you in line?"

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No, I'm just standing in a line with everyone else in line, but I'm not in the line.

(It's even better when someone cuts in front of you without even asking. *Kills self*)

2. When you work somewhere, and someone asks, "Do you work here?"

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(Like when I used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch....)

No, I'm just folding clothes (and trying to avoid eye contact with you) because it's a fun hobby for me LOLZZZZZ.

3. When you're out with someone, and they ask, "So do you wanna pay...or...?"

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Oh you know what? I have this disorder, and lately, I've been pooping money out of my butt. So sure, I'd love to pay for you, you mooching mofo...NOT!

4. When your friend asks you, "What should I wear?" or "What are you gonna wear?"

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Dude, you're a grown up. Pick out your own clothes! Make your own decisions!

(Similarly, don't text me pictures of you in a fitting room and ask, "Do you like this?"

IT DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS YOU'RE BUYING IT FOR ME.)

5. When you're in an interview, and they ask you, "What makes you qualified for this position?"

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Let me think....maybe my resume would explain that? Or my cover letter? Or the online application that I filled out? Or the survey that you had me complete? OR MAYBE THE FACT THAT YOU CHOSE ME FOR AN INTERVIEW?

6. When you're meeting someone, and they ask you, "How do you get there?" or "What's the address?"

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If you have a smart phone, you shouldn't be allowed to be so dumb. Use Google. Use Google Maps. Wing it. Print out MapQuest directions. Get a legitimate map.

I DGAF, just figure it out.

7. At a restaurant, when the waiter asks, "And for the side...?"

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IS THIS REAL LIFE? Homie, I want french fries. ALWAYS FRENCH FRIES.

This is the worst question, by far.