12 Types Of Guys You Meet On Tinder

This article is based on scientific research that I conducted after a breakup. The findings: Guys are predictable and Tinder is a joke.

1. The Guy with a Dog

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These guys are prevalent on Tinder, and they're appealing because they like animals. Bitches love bitches, if you know what I mean.

2. The Guy in a Frat

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His interests include day drinking, kickin it with his bros, and hooking up with chicks. He's about that #FRATLIFE, he always writes the year as 2K14, and you can rest assured that his guns will be out, even when the sun isn't out. "Oh and just so you know, I'm 6'0."

3. The Guy Who Lifts Things

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He's totally into CrossFit and he's cutting for summer with his new Paleo diet. He wants you to know that fitness is important to him: every picture on his profile is taken at the gym or on some rock in the wilderness. He hints in his bio that he doesn't have time for a relationship, but is down to chill...when he's done with his workout.

4. The Guy Who Loves Selfies

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He thinks pictures look best when they're taken by himself, of himself. His selfie game is stronger than yours, and you're not sure if you're embarrassed or impressed.

5. The Guy with Group Pictures

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It's hard to tell which one he is, because he only posts pictures with 3-10 other guys. Is this some sort of a trick?

*Girls always hope for the best in this situation, but "The Guy with Group Pictures" is always the ugliest mofo in the group. Guaranteed.

6. The Guy with his Ex-Girlfriend

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Surely, he could have picked pictures that DIDN'T have her in them. This just goes to show how little men understand about women, *sigh.*

7. The Guy You Know

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It's all fun and games until you come across someone you know. I came across my high school prom date, my first Facebook crush, and then this guy...my douchey ex-boss. If I know you in real life, it totally defeats the purpose of this app, and it's a "thanks but no thanks" from me.

8. The Guy Who is Too Old for This

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Wait....are you my dad?

9. The Guy Who's a Wildcard

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His name is listed as "Bebop" and his hair is longer than yours. He has a legitimate tattoo on his skull and that scares you....but he could be nice?

10. The Guy Who Models

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He's prettier than you and he's not afraid to show it. All of his photos are professionally taken and beautiful. You can either swipe right and hope that he doesn't judge the "modeling" pic your friend once took of you with her DSLR camera, or swipe left and save your self-esteem.

11. The Guy Who Could Be Gay

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You do you, boo boo.

12. The Guy Who Doesn't Understand Tinder

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He doesn't have a profile pic, yet the whole app is picture-based. I judge him for this stupidity, and you should, too.