Ladies' Night 101

A simple list of the ingredients needed for a guaranteed, fabulous night out with the ladies, sans gents.

1. Martinis

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A successful ladies night must start with a martini. That's rule number one.

2. A Hot Bartender Who Does Tricks

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...Or just one who will give you a free drink here and there

3. A Dance Floor

After the martinis from the hot bartender who can do tricks, a girl's gotta let loose!

4. Free Drinks

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A few bottles sent to your table from the cute guys in the corner who loved your moves on the dance floor

5. A Table In The Back

A table to rest your dancing toes, stash your purses, hide from any creeps and enjoy the free bottles from the cute guys in the corner. Also, the table comes in handy when it's time to invite those boys over for a drink. Come to think of it, a table is just as important as the martini

6. Pizza

Much needed. And if you're like me and my girlfriends, required

7. Don't Forget The Band-Aids!

You will probably forget this after your pizza-coma, but band-aids will most likely be an essential part of the night, or at least the next morning, for your blistered dancing toes

8. And For The Morning After Ladies' Night...

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...Bloody Mary's are usually your friend. Trust me. Along with french fries and bacon, egg n' cheeses.