Maria Bamford… You might recognize her from — HELLO! — Full House!

No, but those two individuals are humorous.

20/20!

You know 10,000 hot bitches?

#4 Not shocking. I teach high school seniors. They ALL do this. I noticed it one day, and ever since then, I watch them all carefully when we’re using computers. They hit Caps Lock in order to capitalize every last letter. Teenagers do NOT know how to use computers. There is this huge misconception that “they know more than we know,” but they don’t. They know how to operate smart phones and that’s it. Ask any teacher.

It’s really not bad.

Love it.

Nevermind, I must be on a fake page.

There are updates!  “FINE!!! YOU CAUGHT ME!! I WASNT HACKED! I DONT CARE ANYMORE!! YOU ARE ALL HATING LOSERS!! IM GOING TO HEAVON AND UR ALL GOING TO HELL”

Yes. The tube ones are called jimmies.