1.
Anything for national security:
2.
When things don't look like what you imagined:
3.
When random pills have many cures:
5.
Seriously fuck Gary tho:
6.
When reading the description is too hard:
7.
"Minesweeper is a great game":
8.
When you're disappointed because what you bought is just crap for murder:
9.
When you need your son to remain pure for the Lord:
10.
"If you're a blind person this product is a must. No more checking the TP cause you know the poo is gone":
11.
When you buy a TV for over $68,000, there will be consequences:
12.
When you love a little too hard:
13.
When you miss the point of adding an image in a review:
14.
When your new Amazon purchase accidentally kills your pet:
15.
When music is so good it leads to addiction:
16.
When it's the small things that give you the greatest joy:
17.
When you never tested the item because your house burned down with it in it, so at least you can say it burns:
