It all started when Placer County, California, resident Carl Moore overheard his chihuahua yelping in fear.
A bear was climbing over his back gate, eager for a taste of foie chihuahua.
When a bear appears on your deck, ready to eat your puppy, you have no choice. YOU FIGHT THAT BEAR.
The bear turned to meet him...
Moore, a former Marine and country-western bar bouncer, knows how to handle intruders.
All the while, Moore's other dog, a 15-year-old yellow lab, didn't even bark.
So next time there's a bear attack...
Hey, Werner Herzog, how about a sequel where man punches nature in its dumb face?