Buzz·Posted on May 6, 201513 Things The Hamburglar Looks LikeIs he hot enough?by by Sarah BurtonBuzzFeed Staff, by Dorsey ShawBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail McDonald's wants you to meet the new Hamburglar: a pseudo-hipster dad who thinks theft is totally cool. 1. So who exactly was McDonald's channeling when they made this decision? Christina Amoroso @camoroso623 @msullivandawson was pretty spot-on when she said the new #Hamburglar looks like Cary Elwes from "Princess Bride." 08:24 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. R. Kelly? 3. Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco? 4. Repo Man? Chris Vale @ChrisLVale @McDonalds new version of Hamburglar looks an awful lot like @WWE Repo Man @mookieghana @LAWradio @davemeltzerWON Wed May 06 19:18:09 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A Raccoon? Jason Miller @longwall26 Really not feeling the new Hamburglar design 08:04 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. That guy in your improv class? Lyndsay Rush @rushbomb The new hamburglar looks like every guy anyone has ever taken an improv class with 08:44 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Trivago Guy/Christian Gray? Dexter the Dog @dexter_doggie This new Hamburglar looks like a cross between the Trivago Guy and Christian Gray. 08:46 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Yahoo Movies @YahooMovies Watch @FiftyShades Darker teaser: Christian Grey dons the mask http://t.co/wkEJb4iV25 Thu Apr 30 22:33:01 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Guy Fieri? Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Daring choice by McDonald's for the new Hamburglar 09:36 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This guy? Maggie Serota @maggieserota McDonald's is really taking The Hamburglar in a bold new direction. 07:01 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The bad guys from A Christmas Story? AJ @jenoradio The new @McDonalds #Hamburglar looks like the guys from "A Christmas Story." Adios, Bart! 08:40 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Robin Thicke? Bill Corbett @BillCorbett Not into this new Hamburglar 09:33 PM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter 12. Chris Pines? Yiannis Cove @ycove The new Hamburglar looks like a reboot of Zorro starring Chris Pine. Wed May 06 18:45:17 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Nah. These aren't quite right. Wait a second... why do those shoes look so familiar? Of course! They look like those Isabel Marant Red Suede Canvas Wedge Sneakers... Worn by Beyonce. Wait... Beyoncé??? View this photo on Instagram The black hat? The black coat? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF OMG! THE MASK! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Hambeyoncé? ← Slide → Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Now I'm on board. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF