You might not believe it looking at us, but most dentists are good, compassionate human beings.
Too many people think we're sadistic wackjobs who just want to inflict pain and murder endangered animals.
In reality, four out of five dentists have never killed an animal.
Well, except for Janet, she ran over a squirrel once. Does that count?
And to be clear, we hate that Palmer guy too.
We don't need to kill a lion to feel important. We feel important enough at our jobs.
These x-rays are our trophies.
These toothbrushes are our weapons!
These human teeth are our lion caracasses I mean, they're not real human teeth. Well, they are, but they're fake. I didn't kill anybody.
I'm coloring in this x-ray with my pen!
Plus, most of us haven't even seen a lion, let alone hunted one! Except for Rick, but he used to work at a zoo, so that's not even fair.
If we did ever met a lion, we would pet its head gently and let it pick a ten-cent toy out of the treasure chest.
So please, come see us! Every six months. Remember to floss!
