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Why The Canada Goose Should Be The World's Most Feared Predator

Australia ain't got nothing' on these birds.

Spring time is here which means birds are migrating back north to Canada for the warmer months.

Don't let their cuteness fool you. They are one of this nation's most brutal and bizarre creatures.

They are incredibly intelligent animals that stalk their prey.

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Waiting patiently for the perfect moment to strike.

And then swoop in on their victims.

Some people wonder why such a wonderful country like Canada would be the home to these hissing and honking animals from hell.

And they might be right.

They don't allow themselves to be intimidated by large predators.

Do not underestimate the degree of which people fear these animals.

These creatures spend most of their time terrorizing neighbourhoods.

Or protecting it? Either way, hide your children.

The species is highly evolved and also really enjoys pizza.

A powerful and deadly combination.

This video pretty much sums up what it's like to coexist with such vicious animals.

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Wait for the end. Trust me.

So next time you come across one of them, remember to be careful and just GIVE THEM THE DAMN BREAD!