Listen up because we've got a serious problem here: Some unfortunate souls do not know what poutine is.
I still don't know what poutine is. And at this point, I'm afraid to ask.
Some of them find the concept confusing, yet enticing.
i dont know what poutine is but i think i want some
Yes, yes you do.
Our fellow humans have been wandering the surface of the Earth without knowing or experiencing the heavenly dish that is poutine.
TOO MANY PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT POUTINE IS OMG YOURE NOT LIVING
And something must be done about it.
ok wtf is poutine someone please educate me
Don't worry, we got you.
Here's a simple breakdown:
And here it is in all its glory:
And that's about it. You do not need to overcomplicate poutine with fancy toppings (although, it can be very tempting to do so).
And no, this doesn't count as poutine.
And again, no, it's not just fries, cheese, and gravy. It's the holy trinity of ingredients, that, when combined perfectly, make you roll your eyes into the back of your head.
And it's seriously addicting.
It's important to note that there is no wrong time to indulge in this Canadian classic.
I'm starting to think the only reason I even get drunk is so that I can eat a poutine shamelessly
Although, most people prefer it late at night after a couple drinks.
It's not just something you want or need; it's something you crave.
why do i crave poutine 8 days a week
Please poutine-my-mouth.