Gather around, children of the world. It's time we had a little chat about liquid sugary goodness known as syrup.
We get it. It's confusing out there. There are so many options. But let's get one thing straight here: Maple syrup and table syrup are NOT the same thing.
Maple syrup is made from maple trees and table syrup is made from – you guessed it – tables.
I mean, you don't hear stories of people stealing table syrup now do you?
Because, to put it simply, maple syrup is just better.
And, just like many things in life, the more luxurious it is, the harder you have to work for it.
Because, yes, it's hella more expensive. But did you see how majestic that bottle is? That's glass. That's some sophisticated stuff right there.
If it comes in a bottle or a can, it means business. It's an investment. It says, "I'm the real shit."
And it's straight-up with you. It doesn't try to fool you like table syrup does. It doesn't pretend to be something it's not.
And it's giving all of us some serious trust issues.
Because you can tell a lot about someone from their syrup preferences.
So let's end the confusion right here, right now. Maple syrup in its purest form is the supreme syrup.
