It's time that Canadians stand up and formally thank the unsung hero that has been blessing us with its greasy presence since our childhood: The free, warm bread from East Side Mario's.
Because in all honestly, it's the shit.
Not only is it warm and buttery and garlicky, it's unlimited.
And it's probably smart to stock up because it usually takes a billion years for your actual meal to arrive.
But everyone should know by now that the ultimate hack is to completely fill up on salad and bread and just take your meal home with you.
Or just go ahead and straight up steal the bread.
Or just shove it down your pants.
But maybe we have gone too far. Maybe we, as a species, have abused this free carby offering and turned into savages.
Or maybe we've just become what we have always been destined to be.
We will defend both ourselves and our bread from evil forces.
And cherish the things in life that makes us the happiest.
