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Stole a ferry?
Swam to Detroit?
Reached twice the blood alcohol content needed to kill a man and lived?
Made the creepiest photobomb ever?
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Ruined somebody's wedding?
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Became a human watermelon?
Broke into a zoo and climbed on a crocodile?
Aimed directly for the pole?
Fought off a tree?
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Climbed on some power lines?
Tried using a taco as valid identification?
Thought you could trust your friends?
Tried catching a one-legged goose so you could roast it?
Drove a shopping cart like a madman at a Walmart?
Became a patriot on the news?
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Couldn't pose for your mugshot?
Danced to Skrillex?
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Tried roof surfing?
Forgot you had to read the weather report?
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In 1987, this weather reporter was called away from a Halloween party (where he was drinking) to do his job.
Ran out of wine and drove your lawnmower through a snowstorm to buy more?
Couldn't navigate the exit?
Thought you could drive a zamboni?
(Hopefully not.)
What's the craziest drunken shenanigans you've gotten yourself into? Add them in the comments below!
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