12.
James "Will Never Love You" Madison
11.
Grover "Mustache Guy" Cleveland
9.
Salmon "All About The" Chase
8.
George "Washboard Abs" Washington
6.
Ulysses "Doesn't Smile Easily" Grant
5.
Benjamin Franklin (America's first pickup artist?)
4.
Thomas "Gentle Eyes" Jefferson
3.
Andrew "Windswept Frat Locks" Jackson
2.
Woodrow "Wouldn't You?" Wilson
1.
Alexander Hamilton, America's Sweet Prince of the Pocket