Let's see… Wes Craven's name is nowhere in the credits. Michael Bay's is. This. Will. Suck.

It would be an amazing photography project… if it hadn't already been done any number of times before. Greg Friedler's “Naked NY” came out 12 years ago, as I recall.

Yawn. Greg Friedler's “Naked NY” came out in 1997, and he's already published three (four?) books of this stuff. And he wasn't even the first to do this, just the first who came to mind.

Umm… this is not a porn film. It's an “erotic” film. Big, big, difference.

Oh, jeez. Bukkake vids have jumped tyhe shark.

Gee. They've both got their mouths open. Fascinating.