When he's not being the lovable Peter Prentice on The Mindy Project...
...He moonlights as the God of Twitter Hilarity.
The man is a fan of Girl Scout cookies, like a true American.
Just woke up sleep eating a sleeve of Samoa's like a fucking bawse ya Bish
Not to mention he's quite worldly. Yet he's cool enough to not push his beliefs on others.
"Eh what are you gonna do" - me just now to my Uber driver discussing the Israeli Palestinian conflict. Me = grasp on reality + chill hang
He sees the importance in personal grooming. Plus, he speaks Spanish.
TrimMyNoseHairinmyCar Papi
He acts, does improv, AND possesses the skills to put doctors to shame?! WHAT CAN HE NOT DO?
Im not a surgeon but the work I just did keeping my falafel sandwich 2geth as I ate makes me think I could stitch a motherfucker up at least
Oh, and he also knows the proper way to eat junk food.
I've never put the cookies away without speed eating 17 at the last minute like a raccoon going through garbage. I'm bad!!!
He can make no sense, offend you, sound exactly like Peter Prentice, and cast a love spell over your mind all at the same time.
What's up with this rooster that crows at odd hours. Asking for a hen. What? U think i feel bad for this? You read it. Dumby. Sorry. Ur fine
And he does things like this...
Young kid next to me in traffic rocking out. I start to mimic, then when eye contact made I scream "Dad?" Then drive off like I saw a ghost!
Have I mentioned he would make an impeccable referee?
That one handed kid playing football commercial is super inspirational and heartwarming. But, to be fair, you can't call him for holding.
And even though he's rich and famous, he still keeps it real, like a broke, college kid.
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