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How Accurate Is Your Horoscope?

Your horoscope doesn’t reflect your life at all because horoscopes are just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. Sorry!

A Total Lie

Get it? BULLshit? Because Taurus is The Bull! And because all horoscopes are lies with no basis in reality.

It’s Bullshit

Your horoscope will never be accurate. But don’t blame yourself. Horoscopes aren’t real.

It's A Crock Of Shit

Your horoscope, like all horoscopes, can never be accurate because the alignment of the planets has nothing to do with you as a human being.

A Bunch Of Lies

It’s not that you have the wrong zodiac sign. It’s that the very idea of horoscopes is a lie.

A Mountain Of Crap

The bad news is that all horoscopes are lies. The good news is that you are in control of your own life!

Ridiculously Fabricated

The only way your horoscope could be accurate is by accident. Because horoscopes are made-up.

Lies Wrapped In A Falsehood

Your horoscope today, tomorrow, and every single day forever will be a lie. Because all horoscopes are lies created by liars.

Blatantly Untrue

Your horoscope was written by a liar who makes money by lying to you. This is true of all horoscopes.

Deceptive Garbage

Your horoscope is totally inaccurate, because, like all horoscopes, it’s meaningless garbage that obscures your control over your own life.

Crap-ricorn

It’s totally cool to read your horoscope everyday, as long as you understand that it’s a lie that can never possibly be true because it is based on nothing.

Disgustingly Fictional

YOU are in control of your life. Not a few sentences of vague advice pretending to be science.

Harmful Claptrap

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