1. When you're applying for jobs right out of school, and the job listing requires "three to five years of experience"...for an entry-level position:
2. When your phone company sends you that text that you've reached 90% of your monthly data limit but there are still six days left in your cycle:
3. When he asks you to come over to Netflix and chill and you're not sure when the "chill" part is supposed to start happening:
4. When you keep claiming you're "broke" but you still have enough money for $4 Starbucks every day:
5. When you make the brilliant decision to put together Ikea furniture while you're hungover:
6. When you show up to a date and he does NOT look like his Tinder picture:
7. When you're about to run out of underwear but you're trying to figure out if you can go another day without doing laundry:
8. When your roommate finishes your milk without telling you and doesn't replace it:
9. When it's 1 a.m. and you're doing vodka shots at the bar with randos and you're like, "How did I even get here?"
10. When you posted a picture 27 minutes ago but you still haven't gotten that 11th like on Instagram:
11. When your friends text you "Text me when you get here" and you literally just got out of the shower:
12. When you have to come up with a creative excuse to bail on plans because you really just want to binge How to Get Away With Murder on a Friday night:
13. When you wake up with a headache on a Wednesday after going to happy hour and realize hangovers only go downhill from here:
14. When you're sitting on your couch with no motivation and realize you haven't been to the gym in three days and you probably should go today:
15. When you spend a shit-ton of money on groceries at Trader Joe's and you still make ramen noodles for dinner:
16. When you're scrolling through Facebook and you see someone from high school's engagement photos and you haven't been on a proper date in two months:
17. When you're frantically calling your parents because you're trying to figure out how exactly health insurance actually works:
