1. The thought of getting ready to go out just sounds EXHAUSTING.
2. Like first, you have to get off your couch and shower...
3. ...and then you have to pick out an outfit...
4. ...and if you're a girl, you have to put on makeup and do your hair. UGH.
5. Also, what sounds more comfortable: putting on painful shoes and squeezing into an outfit, or wearing sweats and staying in?
6. The concept of binge-watching Orange Is the New Black on Netflix will always hold more appeal than heading out to the bar.
7. Just the thought of being around a horde of drunk people dancing makes you cringe.
8. Like, you'd much rather be alone in the peace and quiet of your own home.
9. And you know it is going to be super-crowded, so you are bound to get hot and sweaty when you go out.
10. And what are you supposed to do at a bar? Awkwardly flirt with people?
11. And you KNOW to say "NO!" to grinding. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
12. Actually, you're not really into dancing, period.
13. Also, drinks at the bar are EXPENSIVE.
14. AND WHY IS THE MUSIC SO LOUD?!?!
15. If you do go out, it's begrudgingly, and all you can look forward to is drunk food at the end of the night.
16. Or you look to escape the group and head home at the soonest opportunity that presents itself.
17. If we're being honest, you will invent ANY excuse to not go out.
18. Really, you just can't be bothered to get off your couch.
19. Let's be real, the thought of staying in and stuffing your face DEFINITELY sounds more appealing.
20. Or maybe even going to bed early. Yeah, a good night's rest sounds REALLY good.
21. And just the THOUGHT of making plans stresses you out. LOGISTICS ARE COMPLICATED.
22. And you just don't DO hangovers.
23. And to be perfectly honest, you don't really understand the POINT of going out.
24. But most of all, let's be real: We ALL know staying in is IN.
